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Fuckin’ Friday Prompt #15

Today’s lesson: They who smelt it dealt it.

So I decided to break from my usually dark #FuckinFriday #WritingPrompt cycle and go a little light-hearted today. It’s just a little exercise in crude humor and child dialogue, which I, as someone who doesn’t hang around kids very often, always found challenging.

So here is your 15th Fuckin’ Friday prompt:

Write about the chaos that ensues when a teacher accidentally farts in front of their class.

Oh, and you better believe that “chaos” is the correct word there. Kids are fucking brutal and one of the worst things you could do in a classroom is let one fly. A full-on roasting is about to begin.

So there it is. Like I always say, have at it and don’t forget to send in your responses!