Starting next Tuesday (July 17th), and every Tuesday henceforth, we will be starting an advice column where yours truly will be doing out advice based on questions that our readers and followers send in. Just a few guidelines…
1 – All advice given is for entertainment purposes ONLY!
You may be wondering what qualifies me to give advice, and the answer is nothing. I am in no way, shape, or form qualified to give anyone advice on anything. So I can’t be held responsible if you’re stupid and act on bad advice. Any negative consequences you incur from taking my advice; including, but not limited to personal injury, loss of job or money, death, etc; is solely on you.
2 – All advice given will be anonymous.
I will never post your name or contact information when responding to your questions. So you can pretend someone else asked about genital warts or whatever crazy shit happens to be on your mind.
3 – I promise to never use the phrase “You do you”. That’s bullshit advice and people really need to cut that shit out.
4 – Email all questions to StarrCrossed@amillionandonemagazine.com
Don’t ask me questions on Twitter or anything because I won’t respond. Make sure you put something in the subject about needing advice so I don’t accidentally skip over it.
Okay, that’s it. I’ll answer as many questions as I can each week on any topic you like; from the absurd to the big life descisions. Anything goes with me!
Hope to see your questions soon!