Fuckin’ Friday #21

An absolute truth of an opening line comes to you this Fuckin’ Friday the 13th. I guess it ties in. A spell of bad luck really can fuck you for life.

Think you’re too comfortable to completely fuck your whole life up? There’s still so much you can do! You can make a bad investment. You can get fired over making an offensive joke about one of your coworkers. You can cheat with the girl who works at the local copy place in a moment of weakness. You can get herpes off Tinder. Anything is possible!

And that brings us to your prompt itself:

It’s never too late to fuck up your life.

So there you have it. Some real shit there. Think it’s not possible? Why don’t you take all the money in your bank account, spend it on scratchers, and then get so confident that you’ll win that you go into work and call your boss the N-word. Just spit- balling here.

And speaking of horrible advice; if you don’t already know, we’re starting an advice column here on Million and One hosted by yours truly. If you have any questions you want me to take a stab at, send them to StarrCrossed@amillionandonemagazine.com.

Okay. That’s it. Write us something good and send it in for a chance to be featured. I look forward to reading them along with your inquiries.

Later!

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