Fuckin Friday

Fuckin’ Friday Prompt #38

An opening line prompt to kick off your weekend, this one evoking FEMA’s “Waffle House Index”. (Google it, it’s a real thing.)

I thought it was pretty funny when I heard of this. Apparently, since it almost never closes, FEMA started judging whether or not shit was really going down by checking if the local Waffle House was closing up. I don’t know what inkling diner managers have into the severity of an oncoming disaster, but this is officially sanctioned by the government.

So here’s your Fuckin’ Friday prompt:

When the Waffle House closes, it’s time to get the fuck out of town.

It evokes a certain feeling of dread that doom is on the horizon. When your constants start to disappear and you’re left stranded in a world that might collapse at any moment, it’s time to act or face your certain death alone, without waffles.

In short, when the Waffle House closes, it’s time to get the fuck out of town. Yeah, I really like this one. I hope some of you use it.

As always, send us any work you create using our Fuckin’ Friday prompt for a chance to be featured. Enjoy your waffles while you can!

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