Fuckin’ Friday Prompt #40


Merry fuckin’ Christmas, everyone! It’s Christmas time! Christmas! YAY!

But seriously, though, I fuckin’ hate Christmas. Working in retail will do that to a bloke. But I must have been feeling some kind of holiday spirit, because I’ve come up with more holiday themed prompts this year than in all my other prompting years. So here’s a nice subject prompt for you, just in time for this shit-ass holiday:

A man carrying a bag of toys from a local retailer is struck dead crossing the street near Christmastime. Little is known about this man, but the local press start referring to him as “The Adamo Drive Santa”.

So there you have it. Maybe we find out more and more about that guy as the story goes on. Maybe he’s a shitbag. Maybe the protagonist hides the truth of who he is because the lies inspire people. Yeah, that’s a fucking cliche and The Simpsons already did it, but that’s why I’m a prompter. You come up with your own twist, I’m done here.

Okay, go write Christmas stories now, ya fucks. Remember to send us in your work inspired by this prompt for a shot to be featured. And enjoy whatever holiday your people celebrate, if any. If your people don’t celebrate any holiday this or any time of year, then just enjoy some clean living. See, not everything revolves around you Christians. Stop monopolizing December!