Fuckin’ Friday Prompt #23

Every time I come up with a good metaphor I think of Jack Nicholson's line in As Good As It Gets: "People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crot

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Fuckin’ Friday #22

This one's a thinker. I could come right out and tell you what it means, but you're better off figuring it out for yourself. It started out as a joke

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Fuckin’ Friday #21

An absolute truth of an opening line comes to you this Fuckin' Friday the 13th. I guess it ties in. A spell of bad luck really can fuck you for life.

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Fuckin’ Friday Prompt #19

Seriously, dating sucks. I haven't been single for seven years and it's not fun. Modern dating has really jumped forward in leaps and bounds. So here'

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